As the semester is coming to an end, I understand that others are also feeling
overwhemled and stressed with upcoming finals. Here is a compliation of funny quotes
that might be fun to read once augemnted. Enjoy!
"And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do." - Michael Scott, The Office
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” - Monica Geller, Friends
“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying
about being milk.” – Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
“If I die, turn my tweets into a book.” – Gina Linetti, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
“When I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it Chip-o-tottle?”
- Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place
“Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon,
obviously, That’s impossible.” – Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
- Michael Scott, The Office
“Piece of advice: just give up. It’s the Boyle way. It’s why our family crest is a white flag.”
– Charles Boyle, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
“Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.” – Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation
“I am pretty good at turning every place I go into my personal hell.” - Chidi Anagonye, The Good Place