Poems


Runny's Rig Bomance


Runny had a firlgriend,
Her name was Sunny Bue.
He called her not...


Jimmy Jet and His TV Set


I'll tell you the story of Jimmy Jet--
And you know what I tell you ...


How Many? How Much?


How many slams in an old screen door?
Depends how loud you shut it.<...


What Did?


What did the carrot say to the wheat?
'Lettuce rest, I'm feeling bee...


My Sneaky Cousin


She put in her clothes,
Then thought she'd get
A free bath here


Diving Board


You've been up on that diving board
Making sure that its nice and st...