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INSERT INTO Posts(title, entry, author) VALUES('Trump Story', '
The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! Despite the constant negative ipsum covfefe.

We are going to make placeholder text great again. Greater than ever before. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament. Some people have an ability to write placeholder text... Its an art youre basically born with. You either have it or you dont. He’s not a word hero. He’s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn’t captured.
My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. Im speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and Ive said a lot of things. I write the best placeholder text, and Im the biggest developer on the web by far... While thats mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different?

I’m the best thing that ever happened to placeholder text. My placeholder text, I think, is going to end up being very good with women.

Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes! Youre telling the enemy exactly what youre going to do. No wonder youve been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life.

All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. Thats to be expected. You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I dont believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina. I think the only difference between me and the other placeholder text is that I’m more honest and my words are more beautiful. You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text.

Im speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and Ive said a lot of things. I know words. I have the best words. My placeholder text, I think, is going to end up being very good with women. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?!

You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? Shes a disgusting pig, right? You could see there was text coming out of her eyes, text coming out of her wherever.

I know words. I have the best words.
You could see there was text coming out of her eyes, text coming out of her wherever.
Look at these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words - if theyre small, something else must be small. I guarantee you theres no problem, I guarantee. When other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words.

We are going to make placeholder text great again. Greater than ever before. Lorem Ipsum is FAKE TEXT! All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. Thats to be expected. I write the best placeholder text, and Im the biggest developer on the web by far... While thats mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different?

We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them. Look at these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words - if theyre small, something else must be small. I guarantee you theres no problem, I guarantee. I think the only card she has is the Lorem card. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text.', 1);