| Name | Role | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Necromancer | Summoner Tech Support | Who would win? 1 52k modem or 100 boney lads? |
| Barbarian | Acapella | What if Smooth Mcgroove could make things drop potions? |
| Druid | Furry | Saves a lot of money on fursuits. |
| Amazon | Melee Ranged DPS | Ranged until you accidentally click to move into melee range. |
| Paladin | Buffbot | Only is noticed if your buff aura disappears. |
| Assassin | Ninja | The OG stealer of drops. | Sorceress | Casino | LIGHTNING DAMAGE RANGES, LET'S GO, BIG ROLLS, MANY BOUNCES. |
Table contains the truth.